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It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.

It’s true. For the past two days, I’ve constantly complained about burnt toast and Kathryn’s curlers. I’m such an asshole.
] 06/23/2009 12:10:00 : permalink

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I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding dress beforehand, but I’m not traditional. And when we initally sat down to talk with Mika Inatome about making Kathryn’s dress, I fell in love with her three puppy dogs. I looked forward to coming along for fittings, because fittings meant playing with Meilee, Meileu and Belle. Oh, and I got to see Kathryn’s beautiful dress, too.

I know it’s tradition for the groom not to see the wedding dress beforehand, but I’m not traditional. And when we initally sat down to talk with Mika Inatome about making Kathryn’s dress, I fell in love with her three puppy dogs. I looked forward to coming along for fittings, because fittings meant playing with Meilee, Meileu and Belle.

Oh, and I got to see Kathryn’s beautiful dress, too.

] 06/23/2009 11:44:00 : permalink

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There’s a special place in hell reserved for every single person who played a part in the cancellation of this brilliant show.
] 06/19/2009 09:08:07 : permalink

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lookatthisfuckinghipster: “My parents make me wear this shirt when I leave the house.” I’ve often thought that Trojan should sponsor LATFH.

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“My parents make me wear this shirt when I leave the house.”

I’ve often thought that Trojan should sponsor LATFH.

] 06/18/2009 08:24:23 : permalink

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] 06/14/2009 19:11:44 : permalink

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"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME"

--Unknown Source
] 06/13/2009 20:42:07 : permalink

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An Anthropomorphic Purple Being

me:http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_(character)#Characters
christ
grimace used to have 4 arms??
Mike:then reduced by 2
Grimace is an anthropomorphic purple being
well put
me:that's insane
Mike:he used to be an asshole
me:give me back my milkshakes, you big purple prick!
Mike:yes! who steals harburgers and shakes? assholes
me:that'd never work for best buy
a mascot that stole dvd players
] 06/13/2009 12:28:00 : permalink

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I’m sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, and the nurse just walked in. “Ms. Bottoms?” she called. And the woman that stood up had a VERY generous posterior. Twenty pounds of junk in a ten-pound trunk.

Just… wow.

] 06/11/2009 16:22:00 : permalink

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neilio: Headline of the week.

neilio:

Headline of the week.
] 06/10/2009 11:49:05 : permalink

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So catchy. I’ve even got Kathryn singing this one. “A bag of weed, a bag of weed! Oh, everything’s better with a bag of weed!”
] 06/08/2009 00:30:48 : permalink

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